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First things first- I finally gave in to the pressure and started watching True Blood blood last night with Elizabeth (who came to keep me company but I suspect it was mostly to eat my WORLD FAMOUS tuna noodle casserole). Fine. It is insanely amazing. But what is more amazing is Anna Paquin's tiny wittle adowuble body. Barf.

ANYWAY.

I woke up this morning and while playing with my tongue (really? we can address this later), I discovered something was amiss. After some investigation I found it. A horizontal line of bumps from one side of my tongue to the other. Pause.

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Now, my Mother, Elizabeth and I are the only people I know who are disgusted to the point of nausea by certain patterns in carpets, towels, food etc. This would fall under that category, I almost yuled on the mirror.

Since I already had to pick something up from the pharmacy (member, I have ADD now?) I grabbed my keys and hauled ass to CVS. I was apprehensive about showing my tongue to the pharmacist because a) she isn't a doctor and b) I have to stick my tongue out at her. That fear disappeared seconds after I got there and had my head thrust over the counter asking if my tongue was going to fall off. She immediately asked me if it hurts, and it doesn't yet but then like a light bulb I remember - drum roll please - that the front of my tongue has been ON FIRE for the last week. Remember?? She seemed very positive that I have a - here we go - Fungal infection in my mouth from all of the meds. I feel defeated. I mean, come on right? Then she added this little beauty "wait till you see the large yellow puss-y (not pussy) bumps that happen!".

(Cut to my head hanging in defeat)

Long story short, I called Dr. Hottness and of course he was less nervous about it and told me to wait until I either had a fever or couldn't swallow.

I am taking Beaner's advice. "Fine, then go along and act exactly the same as you have been and if it's meant to get worse than it will and you will go to the doctor and figure it out. You can't do anything about it now." She always makes things sound so logical. Also she could tell me to take a long walk off a short pier and I would do it.

So that was my morning. How are YOU?